Absolute Perfection.

my favorite thing ever.

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people at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.

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Story of my life.

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PRECIOUS.

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annie-thenotokay-dork:

riddylovesyou:

And none for Gretchen Weiners…