my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes
gothic english beauty
and insane homeless woman
June 2013
2 posts
May 2013
11 posts
Play
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When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To see a marching band
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
I'm bubsexual
- Person: Have you seen that episode where...
- Me: I have seen every episode, go on
April 2013
5 posts
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
i could never be a teacher i cant even show my mom how to attach photos in an email without wanting to flip a desk
March 2013
3 posts
February 2013
20 posts
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
January 2013
29 posts
i don’t know what’s a bigger mess my room or my life
My mental age frequently shifts between like 108 and 7 years old
